day three. seriously?

day three. i'm over it. i have managed (barely to avoid cheating). seriously, no real food for three days. am i feel like i'm going to die. seriously. i am nauseated, tired, cranky, hungry. cleansed? if this is what it feels like to be clean, than yes, i feel cleansed. and to tell you the truth, i would rather be dirty and full. i lost approx two pounds, which is likely water weight. while i totally support others who want to try a cleanse, i now know, they are just not for me. i like food. i like coffee. and if i enjoy those two likes to extremes, i like yoga. and i'll just have to like it more.

conclusion: i'm done, so whatever. now i know. gimme food. like. now.

me on day two. i literally had to take a sleep aid so i wouldn't eat something. i just wanted to chew, just let a girl chew...

note: i signed up for (and paid for) five, yes FIVE days of the cleanse. will i ever learn? what does this mean? i'll be sipping on P.A.M and Spicy Lemonade for a few more days, and my friends will also be enjoying (dredding) the left-over green juices...